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I have seen all of Naruto, and all Dattebuyo has of Shippuuden. They fake-posted and fake-subbed the most recent episode,
some, Soul Eaters? It's like a combination of Naruto, D.Gray-man, and Guitar Hero.
Well, anyways. I didn't crack Naruto too badly, I'm surprised. But, I did crack it a BIT, with a guy like Orochimaru,
how can't you?
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Pairings
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Reasoning
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Sasuke x Naruto
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Shut Up.
The entire series evolves around Sasuke, and Naruto spazzing out about him and worhsipping him, and whatever. It's also
one of those "rivalry" yaoi couples.
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Orochimaru x Sasuke
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Michael Jackson-I mean!! Orochimaru wants Sasuke's body, that right off the bat sets it up for crack, and Orochimaru calling
him beautiful doesn't help. And the fact that Sasuke eventually goes to him for power ...yeah, everything between those two
sets it up for crack, I mean, oh my gawd!
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Iruka x Naruto
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Cause it's cute and Iruka gets all pissy when Naruto forgets about him ...and in one of the later episodes Naruto protects
Iruka the EXACT same way Iruka protected him in one of the first episodes. Plus, since Naruto is so small he ended up straddling
Iruka ...and that was just hot ...shame, nope, don't got none.
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Kakashi x Sasuke
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Kakashi always takes Sasuke under his wing, does everything for him. It could be because Sasuke has potential to be really
powerful and can undertake the training for certain moves that only Kakashi can do ...or ...it's strictly yaoi reasons.
Take your pick.
And Kakashi sitting on Sasuke in the first training, and then hanging around a topless Sasuke around the exams, was just
...yeah ...so many hints, so little time.
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Zabuza x Haku
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Please, if you couldn't see this one coming you have to go watch the arc again! Haku is a god-damned fangirl! And when they
both die, god damn it, Zabuza got all mushy and lovey and shit...there's definitely something there
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Sakura x Lee
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Not only is Lee totally taken by her, but she is starting to care about him, maybe as a friend, but come on, poor Lee needs
a girl too! She was extremely worried about him during his match with Gaara and hasn't even THOUGHT about Sasuke, who was
pretty much DEAD a few episodes ago and hasn't re-emerged! And she no longer spazzes out when he comes near her.
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Lee x Gai-Sensei
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I wonder if this could be considered twincest?
They are obsessed with each other, and Gai sees himself in Lee (and not just the eyebrows) and, I quote "He is my
most precious, beloved subordinate" ...and all the crying, and hugging, and ...yeah.
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Hinata x Naruto
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He's starting to care about her, and she has actually gained strength by watching Naruto ...not physical strength, but mental
strength. Plus, she has a crush on him, and if Naruto stops being so thick, those two would be cute
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Kabuto x Orochimaru
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Kabuto is a good little bitch ...
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Itachi x Sasuke
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Even though I know the reason why Itachi kept him alive, I still think it's cute ...even if it was for purely evil purposes.
And Itachi doesn't seem to understand personal space.
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Shikamaru x Temari
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Apparently this is going to be a canon-couple, but for now, it's crack. Shikamaru thinks that Temari is more frightening
than his mother, so of course he would go for a girl like that. And when she smiled at him, it was a smile never seen before,
and he grinned back. And in Shippuuden they're always together.
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Sakon x Ukon
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They share the same body, come on! They are both unbelievably gay and Sakon obey's Ukon like a little freaking puppy!
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Orochimaru x Kimimaro
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Orochimaru wanted his body, again. And Kimimaro is obsessed with Orochimaru ...it borderlines stalking, like, he LIVED for
Orochimaru, and when Orochimaru didn't need him, he didn't want to live.
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