Yami:	"Fucking birds! This date is lame, it's such a bore! I'd rather be home playing card games more and more. If you as me, Tea's a whore, but that's nothing new she was like that before!"
Yami:	"I'm pouting!"
Tea:	"I've been holding in the biggest friendship speech of my life, and now you're going to listen to it!"
Johnny:	"No please! Have mercy on Johnny Steps!"
Tea:	"And that's why friendship is the best thing over!"
Johnny:	"Yes ...friendship is great ...myst go get friends ..."
Tea:	"Brainwashing people is fun!"
Yami:	"Yes it is!"
Tea:	"Do you think they'll have DDR in there too?"
Yami:	"Tea, it's Japan, of course they will!"
Yami:	"Man I hate milkshakes! Die milkshake, die! That's right milkshake, you have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison!"
Yami:	"Waa waa! Baby Pharaoh wants milk, someone fetch me a nipple!"
Yami:	"Waa waa! Baby Pharaoh went doody in his diaper, and where the hell is that nipple!?"
Computer:	"Now summoning three Blue-Eyes White Dragons."
Kaiba:	"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?!"
Computer:	"Affirmative, so?"
Kaiba:	"I thought I designed it to follow the rules as closely as possible!"
Computer:	"After analyzing the Duel Monsters rulebook, I concluded that no card game could possibly be so unnecessarily complicated.  Therefore I wiped the rules from my memory."
Kaiba:	"Even the most advanced computer in the world can't figure out this game!"
Mai:	"I don't know what's bigger, his face on the big screen or my boobs."
Yami:	"Your boobs."
Kaiba:	"By the way, did you figure out what's wrong with Mokuba?"
Doctor:	"Well, we ran some tests on your brother, and it seems he's going through Japanese puberty."
Kaiba:	"Oh my god, does that mean!?"
Doctor:	"Yes, I'm afraid he believes that he is a pokemon."
Kaiba:	"Mokuba! Speak to me!"
Mokuba:	"Bulbasaur!"
Joey:	"Brooklyn rage!"
Mako:	"Does Mako Tsunami have to choke a bitch?"
Yami:	"I spy with my little eye, something that begins with Gay Clown."
Mokuba:	"You have a harem, Seto?"
Kaiba:	"Yes, I created them specifically so I can shun them with my cold indifference."
Mokuba:	"Big bro, you're kind of like the anime version of Scrooge McDuck, only much less fluffy ..."
Kaiba:	"I know."
Grandpa:	"Shut up Mokuba!"
Mokuba:	"No! You shut up! Oh god ...I'm so sorry!"
Tea:	"Did you just tell an old man to shut up?"
Grandpa:	"Where the hell are your manners?!"
Serenity:	"Okay, where the hell is the panic button!?"
Joey:	"Okay Tristan, now you can break his neck."
Tristan:	"Yeah, I can break necks with my mind."
Male:	"Mr.Kaiba, our scanners have detected that an Egyptian card has been summoned somewhere in the city.  If you climb on biard we'll take you to the signal location."
Kaiba:	"And now I have a boner."
Bakura:	"I'm not British ...I'm just gay."
Kaiba:	"I still don't see why we couldn't take the Kaiba-copter, you know how much I hate travelling by foot."
Yami:	"Quit your eternal bitching, fancypants!"
Tea:	"Geez, how does Solid Snake make it look so easy!?"
Kaiba:	"Fine! Just so long as I don't have to draw a smiley face on my hand or any of that bullshit."