Kaiba:	"Screw the rules, I have money!"
Kaiba:	"Screw the rules, I have green hair! ...Hm, well, that was just weird, I should probably cut back on the drugs ..."
Kaiba:	"Screw the money, I have rules! Wait ...let me try that again!"
Kaiba:	"Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something?! What the heck just happened to your voice!?"
Yami:	"My grandfathers deck has no pathetic cards! Except manybe Kuriboh ..."
Yami:	"I activate Deus aux Machina!"
Weevil:	"Hey, no fair, you can't use a spell card during my turn!"
Yami:	"Tell that to the writing staff!"
Tristan:	"Holy *beep* on a *beep*-ing sandwich!"
Tristan:	"Holy *beep* on a *beep*-ing sandwich, with *beep* on top!"
Tristan:	"Holy *beep* on a *beep*-ing sandwich, with *beep* on top ...and a side helping of *beep*"
Att'n Duelist:	"Attention Duelists! I am assaulting you!"
Kaiba:	"You stay here and guard my multi-million dollar company while I'm gone, kthx."
Mokuba:	"But Seto, what if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?"
Kaiba:	"Oh come on Mokuba, what are the odds of that happening."
Pegasus:	"So let me get this straight, Gentlemen, now that Kaiba-boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?"
Big 5:	"That's correct."
Mokuba:	"I fucking knew it!"
Yami:	"Think, what would your brother say if he saw you now?"
'Kaiba':	"Well done Mokuba, now steal something from Joey!"
Yami:	"Ok, what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche-bag?"
Yami:	"If you're a ghost, then I'm straight!"
Computer:	"It looks like your'e just pressing the same keys over and over again."
Kaiba:	"That's because I learned to hack by watching old episodes of StarTrek."
Kaiba:	"Ah! The blue screen of death! My mortal enemy!"
Yami:	"Did I just kill a gay clown!?"
Yugi:	"Oh you guys can all just go straight to hell!"
Yami:	"Now I put Tea in face down position ...I've always wanted to say that ..."
Yugi:	"We heard screaming! Is everything ok?"
Mai:	"I lost another duel."
Yugi:	"You were screaming because of that!? What are you, 5-years-old?"
Joey:	"Tristan, touch me again and you're going home in a bodybag!"
Mai:	"Could I have my star chips back now?"
Yami:	"Only if you beg me, come on, get on your knees."
Mai:	"You're kidding, right?"
Yami:	"Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog, woman!"
Kaiba:	"I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of card games."
Kaiba:	"I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money."
Kaiba:	"Who would have thought a child could win at a childrens card game!?"
Yugi:	"That does it, Tristan is SO getting a mind crush!"
Tristan:	"My voice gives me super strength! Holy shit! It does!"
Yami:	"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
Kaiba:	"That's it Motou, you're fucking dead!"
Joey:	"Get up in the Hydra's back Yug'!"
Tea:	"It's time we settle this like real women!"
Tristan:	"Wohoo! Cat fight!"
Tea:	"No, not like that!"
Tristan:	"Mud wrestling?"
Tea:	"No ..."
Tristan:	"Naked mud wrestling?"
Tea:	"No!"
Bakura:	"Embroidery contest?"
Tea:	"..."
Bakura:	"What!?"
Mai:	"These aren't the breasts you're looking for."
Kaiba:	"Shut the fuck up!!"
Keith:	" ...In america ..."
Grandpa:	"Playing card games is just like making love, you usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished.  Also, the older you get, the less fun it is ...so remember, always wear a condom when playing card games."
Yugi:	"I should probably wash my hands before using these ..."
Tea:	"Oh look! I think something exciting is happening!"
Yami:	"Blah blah, card games, blah."
Pegasus:	"Blah blah blah, attack mode, blah."
Yami:	"Blah blah bla~ah?"
Pegasus:	"Bla~ah."
Tea:	"Oops, my mistake."
Yami:	"Just one little mind crush? It'll barely hurt him!"
Yugi:	"No! Bad Pharaoh! No mind crush!"
Tristan:	"Look out! Flying Mokuba!"
Bakura:	"What the deuce!?"
Tristan:	"My voice knows Kung-Fu!"
Bakura:	*Pop*
Pegasus:	"That's the wrong eye-ball you fool!"
Bakura:	"Oh, sorry." *Pop*
Pegasus:	"That's much better!"
Shadi:	"Yagshemesh, my name is Shadi, in my country of Egypt, we no longer use slave to build pyramid, now we make women do it, it's nice."
Yugi:	"Who the hell is Solomon Motou?"
Tea:	"Yugi, that's your Grandpa!"
Yugi:	"He has a name!?"
Bear:	"Your mother plays card games in hell!"
Arthur:	"Rebecca, did you know that Yugi actually won the duel?"
Rebecca:	"Grandpa, I won!"
Arthur:	"Take a look at this card, it's called 'Soul Release', if Yugi had played this you would have lost."
Rebecca:	"But he didn't play it, he surrendered!"
Arthur:	"Yes, but he could have, therefore he's the winner."
Rebecca:	"But Yugi lost!"
Arthur:	"And that is why he won."
Rebecca:	"What!?"
Joey:	"Get back here you! I'm going to rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers!"
Mokuba:	"Ouch, my ribs! ...Ouch, my other ribs!"
Yugi:	"Tristan, why are YOU punching him?"
Tristan:	"I don't know!"
Tea:	"Hey Yugi!"
Yugi:	"Slut! I mean, Tea."
Tristan:	"Burn the witch!"
Tea:	"It's true what they say, fangirls do ruin everything."
Duke:	"He was my idol! I've tried my whole life to be just as masculine as he is!"
Yami:	"That explains a lot."
Tristan:	"This is going straight up my nose!"
Yugi:	"You know Bakura, I think I may be starting to respect you."
Bakura:	"Thanks Yugi! AH! Bugger! Ooh, my sensitive little bottom!"
Yugi:	"Ya, forget what I just said."
Kaiba:	"Oh my god a giant rock!"
Ishizu:	"Come over here Kaiba and prepare to witness something incredible."
Kaiba:	"Okay, but it's gonna be tough to beat that giant rock."
Ishizu:	"What you're about to see will change your life forever."
Kaiba:	"Oh my god another giant rock!"
Kaiba:	"Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?"
Ishizu:	"Yes."
Kaiba:	"Best. Destiny. Ever."